A couple of weeks ago, my brother and I were watching goodluck chuck on (pirated) DvD, my mother walked in about 47 mins. after the movie started but still decided to watch the movie with us,I was worried at first ’cause I know there were going to be sex scenes in the movie and I really wouldn’t like my mother to be in the same room w/ me when they show the scene…a few minutes passed,I glanced at my mother and noticed that she’s dozing off,and soon she surrendered herself to sweet sleep…and when the sex scene finally came up, my mother– who I thought was completely asleep – exclaimed

“ano yan?”

(what’s that?)

my brother quickly hit the fastforward button and said “Goodluck chuck”,( the fastforward button didn’t help as much as I expected ), (chuck) Dane cook was humping the brains out of a woman like a guy on speed, the pictures on screen didn’t skip, It just wen’t…fast,knowing that my mother is sitting 3 meters away from me the whole 13 seconds was silent,torturous,very very awkward and disturbingly uncomfortable,I was like “oh God please make it stop”…*sigh* it scared me for life…Thanks Mom