what the hell is going on with people?

last week as I was shuffling through endless channels of cable tv,I stumbled upon a local news show, It stated that a man —about 45 yrs. old, a crummy senile, apathetic man,w/ a Charlie Manson vibe— got arrested for violation of human Rights,he forces his maid/help—a 20 year old girl from the province,hoping to better her life by working in the big city— to undergo sexual intercourse with his pet dog,if that wasn’t enough, his wife—about 38 yrs. old, a pathetic looking middle age woman—beats the shit out of maid whenever she screws up some of the houseworks,she didn’t attempt to leave her masters ’cause she has nowhere else to go and didn’t have enough money to go back home which is really, really depressing…thankfully a co-worker of the victim, sneeked out and told the authorities about the activites goin on inside the house,the suspects got arrested and is now doing time in prison…

 

and recently, I heared from the same local news show that a man stuck a spray can up his butt,and while the spray can was being surgically removed,doctors and Nurses from the hospital was taking pictures and laughing at the misfortune of the gay man, and someone thought that it’ll be funny if he uploaded it on youtube,so he did…but the man pressed charges against the doctors and nurses present on the operating room for disrespecting his privacy,and shortly after,the video was deleted on youtube before I even get the chance to watch it..DAMN YOU CENSORSHIP PEOPLE!!!

 

this however, “click me” is as close as we can get in watching the whole video… *fast forward to 0:58*

 

 

A question not many of you may ask

Recently I asked myself that If I would be stranded on  a deserted Island and can only choose 1 peson to be with on that god forsaken place,who would I choose…naturally I thought about a girl I like,but a “what if” question came to me…

“what if I had no choice but to spend the remains of my days with a dude? will I turn gay?”

sadly there is a possibility, take my 2 dogs for example:
 

these dogs used to be straight,the brown one, a German shepherd,used to have a lot of bitches in my old neighborhood,we would sometimes take off his leash and allow him to roam free and copulate with our neighbor’s dog,the white one, a japanese spitz  is more  of the conservative kind,he doesn’t run around spreading his seed,he spends  most of his time sleeping and gorging himself on dog food…when we moved 6 years ago,all they had was each other,’cause there weren’t that many dogs around,and as the years pass I noticed that they started pleasuring each other by licking each other’s genitals (see: picture)  while doing a thrusting motion,licking each other’s face and tounge kissing,it was pretty funny at first but after I realized what they were doing I was like “tsk tsk tsk,now that’s just sad”.

I’m not sure about us humans but some dogs,according to my observation, do resort to homosexuality when deprived of sexual lovin from the opposite sex…I’ll just try not to think about the whole deserted Island Dilemma…

 

(no offense to gay readers)

Why Sinatra!Why!

I just heard  from the news last tonight  that a man in karaoke bar yet again died after singing Frank Sinatra’s song ‘”My way”…

over the past 3 years I’ve been hearing the same news,that people who coincidentaly were singing that song are being stabbed to death or shot at by a Random drunk due to a loss of temper or some reasons unknown…

I’m starting to think that Sinatra is Responsible for this,that he’s collecting the souls of the people who died singing his song and oneday rise up from the dead with his army of souls and wreak havock on the face of the earth…

 

“And now, the end is near;
 And so I face the final curtain.
 My friend, Ill say it clear,
 I’ll state my case, of which Im certain.

 Ive lived a life thats full.
 Ive traveled each and evry highway;
 And more, much more than this,
 I did it my way.”

Silent screams of a dying Banana

Last night at dinner,I found a piece of rotting Banana lying on the fridge and it looks as though it was suffering:

  *this once was a happy yellow Banana,but now it’s just a decaying bar of blackness*

 

I ended his misery by putting him to rest among his bio-degradable buddies…this entry will serve as a memorial to not just bananas but all the fruits that were forgetten and left to rot…

 

hehe.

only in the Philippines

Someone once said:

 

“God made the world and China did the rest”

 

here in the Philippines,we get all sorts of shit from China,be it food,toys,gadjets and trumpets and even clothes/underwear…and what I saw before my eyes astounded me,this underwear hangning from a stall, 5 meters across Pakil Church

 

Could it be more Blasphemous?selling this silly merchandise is one thing but selling it across a church? geez…

oh and there’s this one time when my Family and I were on a trip and was driving along a province, we stopped and park under a Random shadow casting tree to grab some breakfast, and a sign from across the street caught my attention:

 

 

I’m not sure if China was responsible for making this sign or just some local from Nueva Ecija…tsk tsk tsk

Hindu Superman

Who knew that something so pathetic can be so funny! this video is officially the funniest thing I’ve ever seen…ever!

enjoy

“The” movie

I just finished watching a  cleaverly written philosophical film entitled Waking life and I have to say….It changed the way I look at life forever…

It’s a film about a man who cannot discern which one’s the  real world  and which one’s a dream ,while shuffling in his dreams he met a couple of people along the way,telling him stories about life and the universe,brininging up topics that will make you pause and say

 “shit! ( but in a more ecstatic way)”

these are some of my favorite quotes from the movie

“They say that dreams are only real as long as they last. Couldn’t you say the same thing about life? “

“ Actually, there’s only one instant, and it’s right now, and it’s eternity. And it’s an instant in which God is posing a question, and that question is basically, ‘Do you want to, you know, be one with eternity? Do you want to be in heaven?’ And we’re all saying, ‘No thank you. Not just yet.’ And so time is actually just this constant saying ‘No’ to God’s invitation. I mean that’s what time is. I mean, and it’s no more 50 A.D. than it’s two thousand and one. And there’s just this one instant, and that’s what we’re always in.”

anyway just watch the movie….although the film might be alittle boring for some but for others It’ll be like an eye opener.(I hope you’re one of the others)

Mental picture

March 09 2008

“James blunt made a song about a girl he saw in a subway…well…I made a blog“

                                                                                                                

Has it ever occured to you when you wan’t to remember someone’s face,but you don’t have a camera so you end up visualizing their face in your head, hoping it’ll last for atleast a day…

This Happened earlier when I was on my way home,I sat on a Jeepny waiting for passangers to fill up the empty seats…I saw a girl—-(about 19 years old,violet top,short hair,chubby,cute,tan and she looks a lot like my frist love. Jhona)—- in a Jeepney about 6 meters away from where I was sitting,I stared at her for about 4 second and she looked at me ’cause she noticed I was looking at her so I turned my eyes away,after about 10 seconds or so,I couldn’t resist but to look at her again,this time she was looking at me and she turned her eyes away,we exchanged glances a couple of times,when she looked at me again,I smiled and tuned away (I know,I’m pathetic..I’m a little shy)… I was like

“oh my goodness,she is so darn cute”

when I looked at her again, there she was……….smiling at me,I felt all tingly inside (insert music:You’re beautiful-James Blunt)…after a couple of seconds the jeep where I was on,rode off…

and that’s that…I’ll never see her again…  nonetheless,she made my day…

New haircut

february 21 2008…I just had my hair done,from a short haired descent  stereotypical look,to a mohawk…the first minute I stepped out of the barber shop people started looking at me like I’m some kind of a disgrace to nature (which I don’t usually get when I had a “normal” looking hair)…when I finally got home,my dad was like

“what did you do to your hair,tsk tsk tsk you look like a crook” 

 and my mom told me that I look like a demon (a demon? I know that’s crazy!),but my 2 siblings thought that It looks kinda cool…the following day my dad can’t still get over my hair so he was like 

“remove that mohawk son,people will look at you differentl, they’ll think of you as a suspicious little anarchist,have a descent hairstyle like all the other norms“…(something like that)

and then it hit me,why should I look like everyone else?to fit in? to look normal???  pfff,I think that’s bullshit,It’s not a crime to be a little “different” from everyone elese we all have our right to express ourselseves,so to hell with my mom and dad’s advice…I’m keeping my hair…

A hell of a day

“this was the worst experience I had with you“ 

                                                               — Dad 

this happened last Valentines day (2008),my father and I got up early ’cause we have to deliver valentine’s day flowers to the good old rich people living in Alabang,…I’m still not in college so I help out with our family business, anyway, after our stop on Alabang my father started hearing a funny noise coming from the engine,when we reached the express way we heard a loud ” TaK” ,like we ran over something,then my father quickly realized that the breaks were gone,I was like

“oh shit” (followed by a sign of the cross)

Thankfully it was rush hour and cars were running at 20 kph,my father used the hand break as our breaks,then we wen’t to the nearest gasoline station and eventually after 2 hours the car was fixed by a mechanic named “Boy” apparently the problem was the alternator thingy…after that,we were on our way home and was stuck in traffic for 3 hours, which leads me in writing this journal entry on a piece of envelope I found In my father’s Van…